Thursday, May 3, 2012

Day 1: Dear Chick Fil-A, Let me explain.


Month 2 is over. I guess I thought I’d be a little more pumped to regain full access to my closet. ‘Tis not the case, though. I woke up this morning feeling a little blue. As I started digging into my jaded-ness, I came to a conclusion. 7 has ruined me. I should have been tickled to death to sport a color other than black or purple. But, eh, I had a closet full of clothes and absolutely no emotional connection to them. I half considered giving everything away and sticking to my 7 pieces permanently. (Then, I remembered how much I missed my yoga pants and I re-considered.) The whole ordeal was tragic and beautiful. Tragic because I realize how little I care about the crazy array of clothes I still own…even after Month 1. And, beautiful because I feel a little closer to the heart of Jesus. That’s a bold claim, I know. I just can’t see Jesus standing in front of His closet hemming and hawing about what goes with what and what He’s in the mood for. But, alas, it is time to put away my Gap jeans for a season so that people don’t start donating clothes to me. 

Anyhow, on to Month 3. Here’s the challenge:

·      Spend money in only 7 places. All month.
·      Our 7 include:
o   Kroger Gas Station
o   Kroger (We figured that combining gas and groceries would be cheating.)
o   CVS Pharmacy
o   Bill Pay
o   Severely Limited Travel Fun
o   Montgomery Regional Hospital/Roanoke Memorial
o   Target (Just in case something goes bizarrely wrong. However, we hope to avoid this location. I don’t intend to use it as a get-out-of-jail-free card.)
o   NOT Chick Fil-A (although I highly considered trading Kroger for Chick Fil-A…highly.)

So far, I’ve lost all connection with my throw blankets, my kitchen tools, my purses, my jewelry, and my clothes. Now, I’m about to ruin my hometown. I can just hear Chick Fil-A, now. “What have we ever done to you? All we ever did was give you great chicken. And, we even close on Sunday!” And…ugh. I probably shouldn’t point out the fact that Chick Fil-A is currently serving banana pudding milkshakes…a seasonal item. So, we’re wasting prime banana pudding milkshake buying days. (What I’m saying is, if you happen to show up at my job with a banana pudding milkshake, I don’t think it’s technically breaking the laws of 7 and I’ll be your best friend…for life…no questions asked.)

All that is to say, last month we made purchases at 60 vendors…not counting the times we re-visited the same vendor more than once. I’m embarrassed to tell you that. It’s ridiculous! So, here we go…

Did I mention that the new Chick Fil-A—located about 1 mile from my house—is  opening for business at the beginning of May? Awesome.